I was watching the A-Channel news today only kinda paying attention to a story about insurance. There was a shot of cars passing the camera. I saw a blue Vibe and thought, “hey, that’s like my car”. Then I saw the guy driving it, and I was like “hey, that’s me!” I’m pretty sure that they were filming there all day, just waiting for someone handsome enough to drive by so that they could show him on the 6 o’clock news.

This isn’t the first time that A-Channel has done this to me either. One time I was in bed sleeping and my buddy Sean busted in to my room and was like “hey, were you at West Ed today?” I replied “Yeah, I went to see Star Wars”. Then he asked “were you with an Asian guy?” Thoroughly weirded out I replied “yeah…..” Then Sean said “you were just on A-Channel news walking through West Ed.”

I must really be handsome if they’re that vigilant just to get me on film. They should replace Paul Menier with me, obviously they’re in love with me.