Oh man, what a mess my house is turning out to be. Vandals have struck, again, and left cabinets and stairway spindles in their evil wake. I don’t pretend to know what drives people to do stupid things like that, but I do wish that I could smack them. Oh how I’d love to smack them. I’ll assume that their parents don’t love them, and this is just a desperate cry for help. That way I can comfort myself knowing that this minor inconvenience they’ve caused me is an indication of their own self loathing and feelings of inadequacy. I don’t feel sorry for them, I’m just happy to know they are suffering. Jerks.On the good news front, it’s a long weekend and I’m going to my Poppa’s cabin at Long Island Lake for three days and three nights to unwind. I will take my dogs, my wife, games, beer, food, and nothing else. No work. No computers, no video games, no television, no visiting the house. Just some well deserved down time.

It will be sweet.

On kind of a funny note, I was looking for some stock photography today and I found this website called istockphoto.com, which is a place where you can get stock photography. Basically, people can upload their pictures, and other people can take them license free. Everybody wins. Anyhow, I was looking for pictures of people playing and having fun in a park. I found a picture of a dog taking a crap. First of all, that’s sick. Second of all, what kind of a sick bugger takes that picture, then posts it to the internet. While I know that the internet is the home of all that is retarded and unnecessary (look no further than this blog), I can’t quite fathom the thought process that went into that one.

Without further ado, behold the uselessness of the interweb!