I’ve been busy at work lately because I’m taking a weeks vacation, so that’s why my updates have been so sporadic. I will resume posting sometime after I get back.

Keith’s Plans for 1 week (10 days) of vacation:

• Eat until I am sick.
• Stay up real late like watching movies on TV, despite my having seen them dozens of times before.
• Have beer for lunch on a weekday.
• Go to the mountains.
• Go to the beach.
• Ask people if it’s “hot enough for you” no matter what the weather is like.
• Refuse to turn on a computer.
• Play golf.
• Vow to never play golf again.
• Engage in an epic game of dominoes with my wife and parents.
• Play video games.
• Play guitar.
• Avoid work like the plague.
• Work on the house when my wife (the plague) makes me.
• Apologize to my wife for referring to her as “The Plague” every time she makes me work.
• Make fun of my Dad’s crappy rental car (Chrysler Sebring - It’s like a Ford Taurus, but less cool)

If there is anything else I should be doing I can’t think of what it might be. Peace in tha East y’all. I shall return.

The Keith will rise again.