So I’m lazy; sue me. It’s not that I haven’t felt like writing, or that I haven’t had things to say; I have, I’m just too lazy to say them. So what occurrence was so epic, so life altering, that it was able to dispel my laziness and awaken the inner blogger? I know that you’re sitting on the edge of you seat, waiting with baited breathe.

Yes, that’s right, an ad for enemas right there in my innocuous little messenger window. There I was, minding my own business – trying to use the word “Gursky” as many times as I could in a sentence – when out of the blue it caught my eye.

Seriously, who are they targeting with that advertisement. Is your typical 13 year old girl in need of some serious disempaction? I can only assume that they are reaching out to your typical “power gamer” who’s just wrapping up a 72 hour WoW dungeon crawl and has ate nothing but bananas, peanut butter, and cheese for the last 5 days.

Admittedly there must be a few of those people out there, but how much bang are they getting for their buck over there at pharmadirect.ca? It can’t be cheap to pimp your ad to the hundreds of thousands of people out there on MSN Messenger; perhaps they’re banking on the curiosity of the web savvy.

13yrowldGRRRL99938: OMG LOL ROFL ur hilaireus
surfrDude3L337: Let’s go get Fleet enemas.
13yrowldGRRRL99938: Done.